Thursday, October 11, 2012

My Precious..

Oh, Smeagol.. <3

So, have you ever had that moment when you are playing LOTR Trivia with your best friend, and then you realize how nerdy you are, and you go "Wow. It still amazes me how I have friends."
Yeah. That's me. xD

Friday, October 5, 2012

ERMAHGERD! ANGRY DRUIDS!

 
Er.Mah.Gerd.
Angry Birds + World Of Warcraft =EPIC Angry Druids vs Whorde.
 
World of Warcraft is like, the best thing ever, bro.
Well, except for me. (:
It's AMAZING. <3
 I wish it was longer. It's only about a minute and thirty-eight seconds.
 
I also happen to have discovered the Vitamin String Quartet earlier..
Some of those covers are even better then the origional
songs! If I ever get married, this song WILL be played at my wedding.
 
I have no idea how we went from Angry Birds & WoW, to Weddings.. But whatever.
Since we're on the romance topic anyway, how about some of my favorite...
NERDY PICK-UP LINES!
 
 
 
Life is better played in Co-op, then it is in Single Player.

It's not the lengh of the Vector that counts, it's how you apply the force.

You're so hot, you're making my lab goggles fog.

If you'll be my Tony Stark, I'll be your Pepper Pots.

 
Can you come up with any? I'd love to hear them! Comment & Share! (:
 
-Jayy<3




 

Thursday, October 4, 2012

Spidey-minions.

I just love things like this. Those people clean windows, in sweaty, itchy, hot spandex suits, all in the name of a child's smile. Those children may die tomorrow. With the last smile, being at Spiderman. No Justin Bieber, no One Direction. Spiderman. How much better could it get? (:
Well.. It COULD be Batman.. But hey, Spiderman works, too. (;

-Jayy<3


Dat Batman...

 
That's right. Cuz I'm Batman, bitches! <3
Learn to fear the night, while I'm around..
 
Sooooo.. I'm thinking of getting a group together,
and doing a group costume thing for halloween.. I'm thinkin' we
should all be members of the Justice League.
And maybe some of the guys from Teen Titans... Still thinkin'.
Any more ideas? What are you guys doing for costumes? :D
 
-Jayy<3
 


Sunday, September 30, 2012

Just another Pidgey.

What did you just say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Trainer School and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Team Rocket, and I have over 300 confirmed wins. I'm trained in Smogon warfare and I'm the top trainer in the entire U.S. forces. You are nothing to me but just another Pidgey. I will wipe you out with the precision of Lock-On, the likes of which has never been seen before on Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying all that shit to me over the internet? Think again. As we speak, I'm contacting my League buddies and your Trainer ID is being traced right now so you better prepare for the Explosion, maggot. The Explosion that wipes out the pathetic little things you call your Pokemon. You're f*cking done, kid. I can Fly anywhere, anytime, even places I haven't been yet, and I can beat you with over seven hundred combinations of Pokemon, and that's just with my top-percentage Rattata. Not only am I extensively trained in NFE combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Smogon Battledex and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of Kanto. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you'd have held your tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price you idiot. I will Erupt fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're dead, kiddo.

-Jayy<3
Master Pokemon Trainer.

DC COMICS VS MARVEL!! Look out, heroes. You might get more then you bargained for.

DC Comics
Vs Marvel!

 
I wonder how this will play out..
Purely on a personal basis, I tend to lean more towards DC Comics.
Though I truely respect both with all of my inner nerdiness.
The reason I say DC Comics, over Marvel, is due to my love of the.. older
Heroes. That, and Batman has always been my favorite.
Both Marvel and DC Comics are great, though. I enjoy both. :)
 
I know this will probably cause an argument of some sort,
nerd to nerd, but I can't help myself.
I honestly think if we battled DC Comics heroes, vs Marvel Heroes
DC Comics would win the majority of the time.
Try not to get too offended by DC's awesomeness, Marvel fans. ;)
 
-Jayy<3

Silly firefly, y u no light up?

Firefly, could you shine your light?
Now I know your ways, 'cause they're just like mine..
Take my hand, we'll be off and then, we'll come back again, To a different land.
Fuck you firefly, have you lost your light? Now I hate your ways, 'cause they're just like mine. So you've lost, my friend, such a sorry end...
 
-Jayy<3


Be pro or gtfo, bro.

Guys who play World of Warcraft are just pansies who like to yell "NO FAIR! YOU CHEATED!" when they get beat by a girl (me). Well guess what. You guys are NOOBS. Be pro or go.
Granted, I know a few guys who aren't like that. Just put an emphasis on "few" and we'll be fine.
My main character, (85 Holy Priest) is in a high ranking guild. We have almost 1000 members. We have raids every day. The only issue is.. Our tank/GM is a total IDIOT.
We raid at 6 on Thursdays. This week it was Battle for Mount Hyjal at 6:00 pm, then Sunwell at 7:00 pm.
Since I have to get off the computer and cook dinner at about 7:30-ish, I'm usually not able to do most of the raids. Which is fine with me. But my GM really loves my amazing skills in Healing, so he asked me to heal full time. I said "How about I be the back-up healer?" which was pretty reasonable. Especially since we only have 3 raid healers (me being one of them) that actually participate. So, tonight, the Pally healer didn't show up. So the GM called me to do it.
(I had soloed Hyjal last week on my mage, Val. So I knew what I was doing. The GM didn't...)
So I coached him. We got through it just fine, and we finished at 7:00 pm on the dot. So it took exactly an hour. After that, the pally still hadn't shown up, so I had to do Sunwell, too. That went by with no issues. It only took about 40 minutes.
Then, after that, a friend called and asked for my help. He wanted me to come help him with another raid..
Three raids in one night. Hell yeah!
Nobody dies, on my watch.
Be pro or gtfo, bro.
-Jayy<3