Guys who play World
of Warcraft are just pansies who like to yell "NO FAIR! YOU CHEATED!" when they
get beat by a girl (me). Well guess what. You guys are NOOBS. Be pro or go.
Granted, I know a few guys who
aren't like that. Just put an emphasis on "few" and we'll be fine.
My main character, (85
Holy Priest) is in a high ranking guild. We have almost 1000 members. We have
raids every day. The only issue is.. Our tank/GM is a total IDIOT.
We raid at 6 on Thursdays. This
week it was Battle for Mount Hyjal at 6:00 pm, then Sunwell at 7:00 pm.
Since I have to get off the
computer and cook dinner at about 7:30-ish, I'm usually not able to do most of
the raids. Which is fine with me. But my GM really loves my amazing skills in
Healing, so he asked me to heal full time. I said "How about I be the back-up
healer?" which was pretty reasonable. Especially since we only have 3 raid
healers (me being one of them) that actually participate. So, tonight, the Pally
healer didn't show up. So the GM called me to do it.
(I had soloed Hyjal last week on my mage, Val. So I
knew what I was doing. The GM didn't...)
So I coached him. We got through it just fine, and
we finished at 7:00 pm on the dot. So it took exactly an hour. After that, the
pally still hadn't shown up, so I had to do Sunwell, too. That went by with no
issues. It only took about 40 minutes.
Then, after that, a friend called and asked for my
help. He wanted me to come help him with another raid..
Three raids in one night. Hell yeah!
Nobody dies, on my watch.
Be pro or gtfo, bro.
-Jayy<3

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