Just another Pidgey.

What did you just say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Trainer School and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Team Rocket, and I have over 300 confirmed wins. I'm trained in Smogon warfare and I'm the top trainer in the entire U.S. forces. You are nothing to me but just another Pidgey. I will wipe you out with the precision of Lock-On, the likes of which has never been seen before on Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying all that shit to me over the internet? Think again. As we speak, I'm contacting my League buddies and your Trainer ID is being traced right now so you better prepare for the Explosion, maggot. The Explosion that wipes out the pathetic little things you call your Pokemon. You're f*cking done, kid. I can Fly anywhere, anytime, even places I haven't been yet, and I can beat you with over seven hundred combinations of Pokemon, and that's just with my top-percentage Rattata. Not only am I extensively trained in NFE combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Smogon Battledex and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of Kanto. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you'd have held your tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price you idiot. I will Erupt fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're dead, kiddo.

-Jayy<3
Master Pokemon Trainer.